Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Juan Cole buries Jonah Goldberg

Pundits jump up to get beat-down, broken down to their very last compound

"Goldberg also makes an elementary error in arguing that the fact that people in Iran are disillusioned with Khatami now, in 2005, has any bearing on their attitudes in 1997 when they first elected him. As a historian, Jonah, let me explain to you about this mistake. It is called "anachronism." It occurs when people argue that present conditions explain past ones. It doesn't work that way. Mostly because time's arrow goes forward, not backwards. I should explain that one too. It is called "the second law of thermodynamics." Apparently this law does not exist in Punditland, where the grand pooh-bahs are all permitted 3 anachronisms before breakfast."

Damn. Goldberg will be needing Viagra, assuming he ever gets another chance. After this, his confidence will be absolutely shot.