Stand up comedy

Jackson Thoreau writes about Ward Churchill, no wait, he wants to nuke his own country, no, in fact he is writing about Rep. Sam Johnson [R-Texas];

"Syria is the problem. Syria is where those weapons of mass destruction are, in my view. You know, I can fly an F-15, put two nukes on 'em and I'll make one pass. We won't have to worry about Syria anymore."

The crowd roared with applause.

What a sweet, endearing lot. Even in church, they love a good joke.