Be my Sub, you pathetic f*cker

Outrage over anti-rape 'tampon' device;

Opponents of the "rat trap" anti-rape device, meanwhile, are outraged that it might go on sale alongside tampons in supermarkets and chemists next month.

Charlene Smith, a leading anti-rape campaigner, said: "This is a medieval instrument, based on male-hating notions and fundamentally misunderstands the nature of rape and violence against women in this society. It is vengeful, horrible, and disgusting. The woman who invented this needs help."

The device - which has been patented by its inventor, Sonette Ehlers - is worn like a tampon but is hollow.

In the event of a rape, she says, it will fold around the rapist's penis and attach itself with microscopic hooks. It is impossible to remove the clamped device without medical intervention.

No outrage from me. I like the idea. Even though I can see it isn't a real solution (unlike castration of all males at birth), it sure makes me feel better thinking (fantasising) about a rapist peering down at his freshly clamped c*ck.

Sucked in, fool. So, when he turns up at the hospital to have it removed ("Well, well, Sparky, how did THAT get there?") the cops can be called in to give him a beatin' and an arrestin'.

Poetic.

Of course the reality is likely to be much worse and I'm sure some minors will get hurt somewhere in the process.