Pot to Kettle: "I ain't Black!"

Those jokers...

Opus Dei wants adult rating for Da Vinci Code;

"Any adult with a minimum of education can distinguish reality from fiction. But when history is manipulated, you cannot expect a child to make proper judgments," he added.

Well, then. How about we keep your freaky God bothering mates away from kids then, ay? What, with all the lies contained in the Bible. Seems reasonable.

Clearly, Opus Dei must agree.