Takin' out the trash

"MORE than five years of offshore detention, most of it on the tiny island of Nauru, is almost over for Mohammed Sagar, one of the world's loneliest refugees, after a Scandinavian country agreed to resettle him."

Hooray for ASIO! Keeping us safe from nasty characters like this fella and ensuring we rocked up to Iraq's freedomapalooza in search of non-existent WMD's.

Keep up the good work, team. I'm glad your decisions are in no way politicised.

And to prove the inherent lying nature of these 'refugees', check the latest from Iraq. News like this will firmly bolster Howard's support amongst Australian voters.

"Send 'em back!"

Ah, sweet, I got mine.