Help yourself
An article written by one of the chaps of The Chaser Annual 2004 fame, Dominic Knight..
He's Just Not That Into You
"One of those endless self-help books that are the American publishing industry's equivalent of the doughnut - easy to wolf down but not very good for you - HJNTIY tells women to stop making excuses for imperfect men. If we aren't calling you constantly, inundating you with flowers and otherwise making you feel like princesses, then you should pull the plug."
Doughnuts!
"But beware: maybe the guy who calls you up and sweeps you off your feet the day after he got your number is good at that because he's done it dozens of times before. As a glib book like this would put it, he'll be probably be just as smooth when he's breaking up with you."
Sh*t, either there's heaps of chaps out there with this MO, or he and I know the same chaps.
M'eh, dime a dozen. Right, ladies?
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