Ergo: I slept with your wife

Nuclear energy Iran's 'future and destiny':

Supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei gave his unequivocal backing to Iran's nuclear program Saturday, saying it was the "future and destiny" for a country whose fossil fuels would one day run out.

Well, he's got you there, conservative-nuclear-power-is-a-viable-source-of-environmentally-friendly-uranium-selling warmongers.

What are you gonna do, apart from having your muscle bomb them into red mist?