Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Kissin' the guns

Iran, you sorry saps, you're f*ckin' NEXT!

KAREN KWIATKOWSKI: You know, I think the, one of the big reasons that Bush and Cheney think they can do Iran is that they believe, well, they’re hearing from the Air Force and the Navy, two of the three main branches of our military, the two that have been left out of the glory of Iraq, you see. And those guys want a piece of the action, and so they’re advertising to the Administration and publicly, I mean you can read it for yourself, the Air Force and the Navy have targets they believe they can overwhelmingly hit their targets, deep penetration, possibly nuclear weapons, I mean, nothing is off the table as Dick Cheney says “nothing is off the table.”

Oh man, this is gonna be great. I can't WAIT to see all of them pictures of kids n'babies n'that, all blown up and bleedin' and stuff. This is gonna be great. I'm stocking up on coco pops and buildin' a pillow fort in front of the TV, pronto!